sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
I FELT DARING AND I PUT A SALT AND VINEGAR CHIP OVER A CUT I HAD ON MY LIP AND I DONT THINK IVE EVER MADE A WORSE DECISION IN MY LIFE THE PAIN IS INDESCRIBABLE AND THE TEARS REFUSE TO CEASE
i bet you vinregret this decision
did you just
Could you imagine if facebook and instagram got like a “seen by” note next to your photos and then you’d know who didn’t like ur selfie, i think i’d start hating people more if that happened
i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year
I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
(Source: catsandfangirling)
